Wetcrackers

I would like to introduce you to, me. Well, Lets see. I collect baby heads in jars of pickle juice. I chase puppies with garden weasels, OOh OOh and I love dead baby jokes. Sounds bad I know... But I’m not so bad. I volunteer at the Salvation Army and I feed the poor out of my enormous bank account. Sorry I couldn't help laughing at that last part... I think I may have had an accident. Ok so I don't volunteer anywhere and I’m far from rich... I like to hang out. I don't smoke, snort, pop pills or beer bong Drano. I like to have fun. I'm a coaster junkie with hardcore ADHD. I love thrill rides and climbing anything. I prefer no shoes no rope but some places have their regulations. Safety and all that... My Passion and driving forces in life are Tattoos, piercing, screaming music, and wood burning. I work a lot and have the attention span of a goldfish; I actually just took a drink of coffee and forgot what I was writing about. See what I mean, goldfish... I grew up working a lot and it just kind of stuck. I do have an unoriginal dream though, like most all other people in the world I hope to one day (Drum roll) Solve world hunger?? See world peace?? How about Building a house?? Nope, sorry to disappoint. I hope to one day have a MASSIVE obstacle course in my backyard, and I honestly don’t feel that the word massive expresses my meaning of large, let me think of a better word…gargantuan, there now I'm happy . Anyway, there you have it. nothing special, just little ol' me